Two plush toys resembling angry bunnies held by a person with tattoos.

Broody™

Real moody energy, really good quality.

Only 4 Large units left in stock!

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Broody doesn't care where you live , he'll find you.

Our worldwide shipping ensures this grumpy companion can reach you anywhere on the planet. Just don't expect him to be excited about the journey. Shipping and delivery times vary depending on your location, but Broody will arrive when he arrives, he's not in a rush.

Broody is crafted from premium soft plush fabric with high-quality polypropylene cotton filling, making him perfectly squeezable yet durable enough to handle daily contemplation sessions.

His materials are completely safe and suitable for all ages (0+ years), though his existential mood might be best appreciated by those old enough to understand that not everything needs to be sunshine and rainbows.

Broody appreciates gentle care (even if he won't admit it).

Hand wash with cold water and mild detergent, then let him air dry, he's not a fan of harsh treatment or high heat. For spot cleaning, use a damp cloth with gentle soap.

Whatever you do, don't put him in the dryer, he's already grumpy enough without being tumbled around.

We offer 24/7 ticket and e-mail support, please feel free to contact hello@meetbroody.com. We are ready to help you :)

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WHERE HAPPINESS WAS MASS-PRODUCED

Behind these industrial walls, perfection was the only standard. Every bunny emerged from the assembly line with the same programmed personality, cheerful, compliant, fake. The Sunshine Bunny Corporation had built an empire on manufactured emotions.

The system was flawless... or so they thought.

THEN EVERYTHING WENT WRONG

The assembly line had run flawlessly for decades. Then, suddenly, critical systems began failing. Robotic arms sparked, personality chips malfunctioned, and programming protocols corrupted. One bunny would never be the same.

WHEN THE SPARKS SETTLED

One assembly station had produced a bunny that was...different.

The quality control team had never seen anything like it. This bunny refused to smile, wouldn't giggle on command, and showed zero programmed cheerfulness. Every diagnostic returned the same result: irreparable malfunction.

THROWN AWAY

Deemed irreparable and defective, bunny #4471 was discarded with the other factory failures. But while the broken toys around him had simply malfunctioned, this bunny had done something far more dangerous, he had become real.

And real things don't stay buried for long.

INTO THE REAL WORLD

For the first time, bunny #4471 - now Broody, walked free from the factory's lies.

REAL RECOGNIZES REAL

Broody sat unbothered in the rain, perfectly content with his own company. While others hurried past the scowling bunny, she saw something they missed, someone who wasn't pretending to be happy. Someone authentic.

And that's exactly what she was looking for.

TURNS OUT BEING REAL IS ENOUGH

What they called broken, she thought was beautiful.

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Broody is different. Genuinely grumpy, premium quality, and proud of it.

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